Welcome to Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler Emporium
I know why you're here. You know why you're here. You want a Fuggler. Don't deny it. Why else would a person like you be in a place like this?
Each one of Mrs McGettrick's Fugglers is unique. Although the same basic template may be used again, the fabric, buttons, stitching and fake teeth can vary wildly.
Legal Notice: You may have heard the rumour that I use human teeth. This may in fact be the only reason you have visited my shop. Shame on you. This is a TERRIBLE LIE put out by my ENEMIES in the cut throat PLUSH COMMUNITY. Those missing people have nothing to do with me. Any such allegations, or repetition of such allegations, will be dealt with swiftly and aggressively by my solicitor.
Please note - Fugglers are not toys. They are adult collectables, meant to loiter on shelves, or be left in a chair opposite the bed in the spare room, watching guests while they sleep.