PLEASE READ LISTING Custom Menacing Fuggler™ with OPTIONAL knife - made to order. 25cm tall.

Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler Emporium


£53.00




 PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I AM DUE TO START MATERNITY LEAVE IN LATE JUNE. I WILL TRY TO FULFILL AS MANY ORDERS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THEN, BUT THERE IS A CHANCE OF A LONG DELAY IN PROCESSING ANY ORDERS PLACED AT THIS STAGE. 

  The Fuggler™ in this photo is already in his new home, making friends and influencing people and typing "remove blood carpet" into google. Don't fret though. I will make you your own, should you so desire. You can chose the eye colour and the felt colour too. They won't look exactly identical, as each Fuggler is made by hand, but it will be a close relative. Please use the note when ordering to tell me any specific requests regarding colours.

It's been said that I need a hobby. Here it is. The moral of this story? Be careful what you wish for. My house is filled with these creatures now, and my husband has a sadness about it all. Sometimes he mixes holy water in with polyfilla, and seals us in the house. You can't leave. You can't leave, he intones. They'll follow you, and you'll unleash them upon an unsuspecting world. What have you done, woman? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

I've called them Fugglers. You may call me Mrs McGettrick.

Your Fuggler™ will be sent in a presentation gift box, and will also have a Fuggler™ branded button bumhole. The sign of authenticity. I had to order like a lifetimes supply of these buttons, so take your time to run your finger lovingly over the engraving.


SMALL PRINT: Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ bears are not toys. They are adult collectables. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are not suitable for children, as there is a risk that small parts could come loose and present a choking hazard. Colours may vary from the photographs, due to monitor settings, flash, and my inability to use a camera. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are made in a house containing a cat. A cat who pulls out her own fur in an attempt at shocking nudity, and who walks like Nosferatu. If you have cat allergies, I might suggest you avoid buying from this shop. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are not suitable for people who don't appreciate teddy bears with uncannily realistic teeth jutting out from their mouths. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are not suitable for people who have ever harboured a suspicion that toys can come alive at night.


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