PLEASE READ LISTING Custom Suspicious Fox Fuggler™ - made to order.
is on back order
PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I AM DUE TO START MATERNITY LEAVE IN LATE JUNE. I WILL TRY TO FULFILL AS MANY ORDERS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THEN, BUT THERE IS A CHANCE OF A LONG DELAY IN PROCESSING ANY ORDERS PLACED AT THIS STAGE.
The fox in the photo is sold. Don't despair. I'll make you another one. It won't look exactly the same, as no two Fugglers are identical. The fox is larger than a normal Fuggler, she says vaguely, as I haven't got one made up right now to take the exact dimensions and even if I did I've misplaced my ruler to measure the template. If you saw my office you'd understand. However, people were prodding me to put a listing up, so vague will have to do for now.
So, it's a largish fox fuggler, with a fluffy tale.
Your Fox will have a Fuggler™ branded button bumhole, lurking beneath the bushy tail. The button bumhole is a sign of authenticity. I had to order like a lifetimes' supply of them, so take your time to run your finger lovingly over the engraving.
It was once said that I needed a hobby. This is what happened. The moral of this story? Be careful what you wish for. My house is filled with these creatures now, and my husband has a sadness about it all. Sometimes he mixes holy water in with polyfilla, and seals us in the house. You can't leave. You can't leave, he intones. They'll follow you, and you'll unleash them upon an unsuspecting world. What have you done, woman? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I've called them Fugglers. You may call me Mrs McGettrick.
SMALL PRINT: Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ creations are not toys. They are adult collectables. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ creations are not suitable for children, as there is a risk that small parts could come loose and present a choking hazard. Colours may vary from the photographs, due to monitor settings, flash, and my inability to use a camera. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ creations are made in a house containing a cat. A cat who pulls out her own fur in an attempt at shocking nudity, and who walks like Nosferatu. If you have cat allergies, I might suggest you avoid buying from this shop. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ creations are not suitable for people who don't appreciate teddy bears with uncannily realistic teeth jutting out from their mouths. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ creations are not suitable for people who have ever harboured a suspicion that toys can come alive at night.