PLEASE READ LISTING Custom UPGRADED Fox Fuggler™ clutching a custom cat

Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler Emporium


£85.00



 

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT I AM DUE TO START MATERNITY LEAVE IN LATE JUNE. I WILL TRY TO FULFILL AS MANY ORDERS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE THEN, BUT THERE IS A CHANCE OF A LONG DELAY IN PROCESSING ANY ORDERS PLACED AT THIS STAGE. 

  USE NOTES TO MENTION SPECIFIC COLOURS

  It's been said that I need a hobby. Here it is. The moral of this story? Be careful what you wish for. My house is filled with these creatures now, and my husband has a sadness about it all. Sometimes he mixes holy water in with polyfilla, and seals us in the house. You can't leave. You can't leave, he intones. They'll follow you, and you'll unleash them upon an unsuspecting world. What have you done, woman? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

I've called them Fugglers. You may call me Mrs McGettrick.

The Fugglers in the pictures are all sold. Don't despair. I'll make you another one - it won't look identical. It will be unique to you. If you are a person of particular urges you can chose the felt colour, and if you have a photo of a particular cat I will make token gestures towards making a tiny, simplified version of that cat.

Your Fuggler™ will have a Fuggler branded button bumhole. The sign of authenticity. I had to order like a lifetimes' supply of these buttons, so take your time to run your finger lovingly over the engraving.


Please use the notes when ordering to make specific tweaks regarding design/colours.


SMALL PRINT: Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler creations are not toys. They are adult collectables. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler creations are not suitable for children, as there is a risk that small parts could come loose and present a choking hazard. Colours may vary from the photographs, due to monitor settings, flash, and my inability to use a camera. Mrs McGettrick's Fugglers are made in a house containing a cat. A cat who pulls out her own fur in an attempt at shocking nudity, and who walks like Nosferatu. If you have cat allergies, I might suggest you avoid buying from this shop. Mrs McGettrick's Fugglers are not suitable for people who don't appreciate teddy bears with uncannily realistic teeth jutting out from their mouths. Mrs McGettrick's Fugglers are not suitable for people who have ever harboured a suspicion that toys can come alive at night.


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