It's nearly Christmas, and my gift to you is the insight that my drawing skills did not progress beyond "Making A Fist And Then Drawing Lips And Eyes Around The Gap At The End". Luckily, I found Stephen Waller loitering on the internet, with his shiny portfolio of art that does not include a single orifice drawn in biro on a hand, and so I commissioned him to make a set of three different Christmas card designs.
I think we can all agree that was a very good idea, as these cards bring me absolute joy.
Inside reads: Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year.
If you're one of those detail orientated people, the cards are 14.8 cm x 10 cm. If you really want to get into the nitty gritty, the card is 300gsm, and the envelope is recycled, brown ribbed. They come in a protective cellophane cover.
P.S. Yes, I am a consummate professional, and that photo is taken on a train seat.