"The Abomination" Ventriloquist Dummy and His Fuggler™ Ready to Go.
is on back order
Pooh didn't like him. Didn't trust him. But Christopher, his Christopher, was gone - the years had worn that innocent boy away, and left something broken in his place. The new bear that had taken residence at his side didn't whisper words of honey in Christopher's ear at all.
I found this vintage dummy at a carboot sale, and since my husband begged me not to buy it, I decided to buy it and make him a Fuggler friend. I'm not going to sugar coat it. It is the worst. Mr McGettrick and I actually have a pact that it is not to be used for pranks, as it is too potent a force, and no marriage could withstand the fall out.
Here is a photo of my Mum, trying to avoid eye contact with it.
IF you are going to buy it, you need to know the following:
The dummy's mouth is glued shut. It's safe to presume this is because an evil spirit is trapped inside.
The hair of the dummy is genuinely awful. Imagine a bald head, kicked around on the floor of adult movie theatre for a month.
His torso is literally a tumorous lump of masking tape. In the past someone tried to destroy this dummy, and failed. What became of that person? Who knows.
It does come with the Fuggler.
It doesn't come with the chair.
I don't want it back, so please make very sure you want this before you buy it.
SMALL PRINT: Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ bears are not toys. They are adult collectables. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are not suitable for children, as there is a risk that small parts could come loose and present a choking hazard. Colours may vary from the photographs, due to monitor settings, flash, and my inability to use a camera. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are made in a house containing a cat. A cat who pulls out her own fur in an attempt at shocking nudity, and who walks like Nosferatu. If you have cat allergies, I might suggest you avoid buying from this shop. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are not suitable for people who don't appreciate teddy bears with uncannily realistic teeth jutting out from their mouths. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are not suitable for people who have ever harboured a suspicion that toys can come alive at night.