THIS ITEM IS MADE TO ORDER. PLEASE ALLOW 4 WEEKS FOR THE ORDER TO BE COMPLETED.
Cats and Fugglers are natural allies. To celebrate this unholy alliance, why not buy a cat clutching a cat that has an inordinate amount of nipples?
You can chose the colour of the cat and the Fuggler. I can't promise an exact match to the picture shown, if that's what you're after, but I can try to get close. I buy stock from different shops whenever I travel, and it's not always possible to get the exact same material again.
Your Fuggler™ won't look identical to the one in the photo, as I like to make each design slightly different. If you have any particular requests, please use the notes when you go through checkout.
It's been said that I need a hobby. Here it is. The moral of this story? Be careful what you wish for. My house is filled with these creatures now, and my husband has a sadness about it all. Sometimes he mixes holy water in with polyfilla, and seals us in the house. You can't leave. You can't leave, he intones. They'll follow you, and you'll unleash them upon an unsuspecting world. What have you done, woman? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
I've called them Fugglers. You may call me Mrs McGettrick.
Your Fuggler™ will be sent in a presentation gift box, and will also have a Fuggler™ branded button bumhole. The sign of authenticity. I had to order like a lifetimes supply of these buttons, so take your time to run your finger lovingly over the engraving.
SMALL PRINT: Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ bears are not toys. They are adult collectables. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are not suitable for children, as there is a risk that small parts could come loose and present a choking hazard. Colours may vary from the photographs, due to monitor settings, flash, and my inability to use a camera. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are made in a house containing a cat. A cat who pulls out her own fur in an attempt at shocking nudity, and who walks like Nosferatu. If you have cat allergies, I might suggest you avoid buying from this shop. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are not suitable for people who don't appreciate teddy bears with uncannily realistic teeth jutting out from their mouths. Mrs McGettrick's Fuggler™ Bears are not suitable for people who have ever harboured a suspicion that toys can come alive at night.